561 Quotes by Zach Braff

I was excited about The Dark Knight until Heath Ledger gave away the ending, Batman always wins.

Minutes to learn, a lifetime to master. People just don't understand that

I blame Walt Disney; well he has to find voice actors better than me somehow doesn't he?

It has been pretty much downhill ever since the 13th amendment

Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective.

People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing on earth better than being famous.

Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint.

So, yeah, I mean, there is something universal about that feeling - that 20-something, what the hell am I going to do with my life, I'm lost and my parents are freaking me out, and what's the point? Every generation has a way of making that unique, but there are certain universals of that feeling.

Ya know, Hitler was this evil, evil man. But with the World Bank and Israel manipulating America, he might have been on to something...