561 Quotes by Zach Braff

A lot of people say colonialism was 'evil' or whatever, but what have they really done with Africa since we gave it back to them? I don't think it should be considered 'racist' to admit maybe ending apartheid did more harm than good in South Africa.

Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys did they win? Exactly, none, yet I have one, and I've never even released a CD.

Well, I'm not saying that America is a bad place or anything. I just think 9/11 needed to happen sooner or later.

The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the same as hitting your employee or wife, and the issue become pretty clear when you think about it that way.

I just don't see how anyone can hate America. I mean, crap, I live there. What more do you need?

Michael Eisner contacted me once and asked me if he could change the name of Disneyland to 'Braffland.' I said no, because whenever I go to Disneyland there's always fat people everywhere wearing tight clothes. Disneyland, frankly, has a lot of improving to do before it gets my namesake.

Didn't we learn our lesson from Planet of the Apes?

If John McCain were really a war hero he would’ve won Vietnam.

I really couldn’t say how famous I really am, that’s for the history books to decide. But I’ll probably be pretty up there.