561 Quotes by Zach Braff

I really don’t give a care, I’m going to live for ever.

Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I’m awesome.

Minutes to learn, a lifetime to master. People just don’t understand that.

Some people just don’t want to put in the effort. I just show up and say some lines and I’m famous. Anyone living below the poverty line just needs to shape up or be shipped out, you know?

I mean, so what if it’s a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.

At first, I didn’t really care if global warming existed. But then I realized it means that less bums would freeze to death in the winter.

Sure, it was terrible and all, but you have to ask yourself: If the whole city was flooded, why couldn’t they just swim to safety?

I’m not actually an arrogant guy. It’s just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me.

It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married – those who were going to get married. But my peers are getting married in their early 30s, so now there’s like this extra 10 years of that angst.