561 Quotes by Zach Braff

It’s not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It’s just that, we weren’t there, we don’t know.

One time this guy on the street wanted me to give him a medical opinion, because I’m a doctor on TV. I’m also a real doctor. But I’m also Zack Braff, so I kicked him in the groin.

If global warming is such a bad thing, then why is it taking out all of mankind’s competitors? It just seems to me that the less species are out there, killing all our Caribou, the better.

I don’t want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.

Of course I don’t use my A-material, it doesn’t matter if they think I’m funny or not because they won’t be thinking anything pretty soon anyways, if you caych my drift.

Well, you need to have at least one black friend, otherwise people think you’re racist.

Incognito mode? What do they have to hide? Zach Braff doesn’t have anything to hide – Zach Braff lays it all out there for everybody to see. That is Zach Braff’s secret to Zach Braff’s success.

I’m grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?

Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really fun parties I’m gonna throw.