561 Quotes by Zach Braff

I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I’d say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff.

It depresses me when people expect me to be like the characters I play on film. I’m not some whiny loser punk, I’m a man’s man.

I love signing autographs! Sometimes, when people ask me for one, I keep the photo for myself and frame it. It’s a Win-Win situation really; I get an extra 25 dollars in my pocket AND another portrait for my bedroom.

I use the N word almost daily. It reminds me that I’m successful.

I am really driven, but my drive doesn’t effect the conversations I have in my head about life, and my worries and fears and insecurities.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that’s where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

People keep asking me whether I’m going to vote for Obama or McCain in the election. But I’m like, why bother? There will never be another leader as good as he was.

Maybe that’s all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.

My dog has a cough. If you’ve never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It’s hilarious.