561 Quotes by Zach Braff

I’m 26 years old, and I’ve spent my whole life waiting for something else to start. Now I realize that this is all there is, and I’m going to try to live my life like that.

I’m sick of people saying I hate blacks, women, and gays. It’s false and slanderous. Everyone who knows me knows I hate the Chinese.

Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the holocaust. But with me in it, it’s turned into the lolocaust.

A kid came up to me the other day and said, ‘Hey, you’re the guy on Scrubs!’ Kid, I am Scrubs, and don’t you forget it.

It really is fascinating stuff, and I’ve picked it up on Scrubs. Memorizing lines is at least as hard as studying a text book, I mean, by this point I know about as much as most ‘real’ doctors.

It’s hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it.

Complete garbage. It’s like Garden State, but in outer space.

Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it’s in invisible ink and it will show up later. They totally buy it. It saves me a fortune in markers.

I don’t care about image and all that nonsense. I’m in sweat pants every day. I don’t play the game at all.