561 Quotes by Zach Braff

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You’ll get quite an evil eye if you don’t leave a tip at the bar.

I’d never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.

I always liked the story of Noah’s Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind.

I’m always being told by directors that I add chemistry to scenes, so I mean how difficult could it be?

The way I write is that I’ll actually have a conversation out loud with myself. In a weird way, I just kind of get schizophrenic and play two characters.

It has been pretty much downhill ever since the 13th amendment.

I think a big part of being a success is confidence. Just look at me, I know I’m successful, and I am.

One time a reporter asked me what my worst quality was. I looked him in the eyes then punched him in the face. I kind of felt bad about it later, but he didn’t need to be rude.

I really don’t know why we need a whole month dedicated to blacks. It’s not like they’re the only ones that suffered. I mean, what about us whites? We’re the ones that have to deal with these monkeys everyday, but you don’t see us demanding a whole month to ourselves.