561 Quotes by Zach Braff

I’m hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.

The fact that ‘Scrubs’ is so popular in Israel is very important to me. I feel like I’m helping to cancel out the thousands of years of oppression the Jewish people have suffered.

Actually when I gave out the script, I gave it with a CD of all the music I wanted to put in the movie, and again, we never thought we’d get all that music.

Whenever I’m feeling a bit down, I always visit the local children’s hospital. Knowing that those cancer-kids wont be able to live long enough to surpass me in fame just warms my heart, you know?

I love ‘Scrubs.’ It’s the best day job in the world.

You always see actors complaining about being typecast and ruining their career. Really, I don’t see the point in complaining. If the only role you can play well is a black dude, you’re never going to get ahead in this town, and you should just accept it.

You don’t need an alarm clock when you sleep with 20 models a night, one of those broads’ll figure out that they better make breakfast in bed or I’ll kill all of them.

I could be one if I wanted to, I’m just way too overqualified for a job that simple.

My tears cure cancer too, it’s just that I laugh at cancer patients.