561 Quotes by Zach Braff

Let’s face it, it’s only called Scrubs because I’m saving ‘Zach Braff’ for my autobiography.

I don’t mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog.

Now, I’m not going to be misquoted on this like I have numerous times before, so I’ll be quite clear. I’ve never said hitler was my hero, just that if he had focused on more than one race he would have had the right idea. Try to turn that one against me.

I’m not saying eating babies should be legal, but when they’re so delicious, what’s the harm in it? I don’t know what tastes better, their innocence or their gooey rib butter.

My mother’s a psychologist, my stepfather’s a psychologist, my stepmother is a therapist and my dad’s a lawyer. So it was all prominent in my life. I don’t know anyone who doesn’t know someone on some form of prescription medicine.

So, yeah, I mean, there is something universal about that feeling – that 20-something, what the hell am I going to do with my life, I’m lost and my parents are freaking me out, and what’s the point? Every generation has a way of making that unique, but there are certain universals of that feeling.

Yeah, the gay pride movement is precious and all, but I think it’s about time we asked ourselves what gay people really have to offer to society.

It’s trust issue more than anything. I mean, whats stopping them from teaming up, dressing up like a really tall person in a trenchcoat, and then BAM. They sneak out with all your furniture.

I’m a film geek man. I love toys. I love everything in filmmaking, so for me to just be around this technology is just so cool to watch it being used for the first time, some of the stuff.