561 Quotes by Zach Braff

It’s a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them.

She can’t say no if she’s unconscious.

Well I can understand why men want it to be legal. Obviously they’re all hoping they might get to marry me someday. I hate to burst their bubble, but they should just give it up now. Zach Braff doesn’t sway that way, you know?

Probably the most memorable even of my life is when I was born. It really made me who I am. If I die, I hope to go out the same way I came in, but I don’t think my mother would be into that.

The success of ‘Scrubs’ allowed me to pursue anything I felt passionately about without having to worry about money. It allowed me to spend my summer work shopping my show at a nonprofit theater.

Now that ‘Scrubs’ is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to them for the past 8 years. And the whole time I’m thinking, ‘Who ARE you?’

I find it hard to believe that so many people doubt the existence of God. I mean, seriously, I’m here, so is it such a stretch to imagine that another all-powerful being could exist somewhere in the universe?

I figure it this way – if a woman claims she didn’t want me to fudge her, then you already know she’s a liar. So what the hell’s the point of a trial, y’know?

I’m not lazy, I drive everywhere myself, the dog could’ve learned something from me.