561 Quotes by Zach Braff

I’ve always preferred Marvel over DC. I just relate to their characters better. I mean look at Wolverine, at first he was just a bit player in an ensemble cast. Now he’s the only reason people read X-Men. Just like me and Scrubs.

I’ve had to remove all mirrors from my home. I just can’t seem to look at myself without having to buff the bishop, you know?

People have always wondered what my opinion on Stevie Wonder is. I say if he’s so great how come he can’t see? I mean, God doesn’t make mistakes, just look at me for example.

Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys did they win? Exactly, none, yet I have one, and I’ve never even released a CD.

I’d really like to give back to the world, but everything I’ve achieved, I’ve earned on my own, so what’s the point?

I guess sometimes God just needs to laugh.

Don’t get me started on cold toilet seats.

I’ve been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with like three or four seconds.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don’t like Arabs.