561 Quotes by Zach Braff

Seriously, when’s the last time you saw me wear shorts?

I think in a play it’s wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience.

Over half a century on and they’re still complaining about it. Compare it to the fact that Garden State didn’t win an Oscar and they seem a little petty if you ask me. I guess that just goes to show what kind of people they really are.

Actually, I stopped looking at myself in the mirror years ago. I wasn’t making it to work on time.

Prohibition didn’t work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective.

I don’t belive Oprah’s sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?

Every single person wants to do it, don’t hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!

A lot of people say colonialism was ‘evil’ or whatever, but what have they really done with Africa since we gave it back to them? I don’t think it should be considered ‘racist’ to admit maybe ending apartheid did more harm than good in South Africa.

In a perfect world, everybody would be gay. I mean if everybody looked like Zach Braff, you just wouldn’t be able to resist.