561 Quotes by Zach Braff

I mean, some people accuse me of being racist. I’m totally not, I’m just better than everybody else.

It’s all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

I don’t like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do.

I was originally set to star in ‘The Bourne Identity,’ but I found it too difficult to even pretend to forget who I was.

I mean, I know thousands of people died and everything, but if it happened today, there’s just no excuse. They’d be much safer inside a movie theater watching one of my movies instead of burning alive in a collapsing skyscraper.

Turning water to wine? I mean c’mon, that’s stupid. They should have let me write the bible.

People ask me, ‘Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?’ I always tell them that there’s nothing on earth better than being famous.

I’m not sure when or why the tabloid angle on me was decided that I am a cad. I would have much rather it had been that I am secretly a dentist or that I love soup.

They don’t know I’m staring, what does it matter if I keep on doing it?