561 Quotes by Zach Braff

Don’t get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it’s just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn’t sit well with me.

I’m by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I’ve seen it save a lot of people’s lives.

I think they’re bogus, honestly. How utter garbage like Crash and Million Dollar Baby can win best picture, where true works of art such as Garden State go untouched is beyond me. It just proves how close-minded America really is, and I refuse to take part in it.

People often ask me when there’s going to be a Mrs. Zach Braff. It’s a confusing question sometimes because many people don’t realize that my mother is named Mrs. Zach Braff.

I never go looking for child pornography, but I mean, if somebody sends me an email with some pictures, I’m not going to turn around and report them.

If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn’t send me here just once.

It’s not that I’m racist or anything, because I’m not, but I just don’t think we should be wasting our time helping people that are going to die soon anyway.

So I was at the gas station the other day, and I saw that there was braille on the pumps. I don’t see how they can cater to blind drivers. I mean, there are certain rights you should lose once you lose what makes you a person.

Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter.