561 Quotes by Zach Braff

I mean, I’m a writer, actor, AND director. Not to rock the boat or anything, but compare that to a carpenter and, in the end, who is the better man?

I’m kind of jealous of the life I’m supposedly leading.

It’s funny when I read the tabloids and they’re reporting on only a fraction of the life I’m leading.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn’t about white people.

Eight gold medals? If I wanted I could make a movie about me winning nine gold medals. Now that’s real power.

People are always saying bad things about them, but really they think they’re just trying to clean up our planet. I’m not saying it’s right but, you know, we could all benefit from following that example.

I think there are bound to be obstacles in any path to success. I mean, I’m Jewish, and there’s nothing I can do about that. Instead of sitting around and feeling sorry for myself, I got over it and did something with my life.

It’s a good thing I’m a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty.

Didn’t we learn our lesson from Planet of the Apes?