561 Quotes by Zach Braff

I think I suffer from some mild depression.

The only women I publicly date are those who have a higher IMDB rating than me.

It's just Gods way of getting babies to heaven faster!

One time this guy on the street wanted me to give him a medical opinion, because I'm a doctor on TV. I'm also a real doctor. But I'm also Zack Braff, so I kicked him in the groin.

In theater or movies you see either 'I'm religious' or 'I'm an atheist.' I've never seen too much discussion of 'I believe there's a higher power but I'm hesitant to reach out to him because I don't know if I'm worthy of his attention.

I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.

The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar on hair gel so you can get the perfect cowlick?

Yeah, I saw the guy running out of the building carrying a rifle, I just didn't say anything to the cops because I was so happy that I wasn't the one who got shot.

It depresses me when people expect me to be like the characters I play on film. I'm not some whiny loser punk, I'm a man's man.