561 Quotes by Zach Braff

It’s really hard to find parts that challenge me as an actor these days. At this point in my career, I feel like I can just sleepwalk through most of my roles and still do a better job than 90 percent of the actors out there.

At this point I feel like I could go out and accomplish anything. I’d just love to see Will Smith’s face if he found out I, Z-Braff, have the number one rap album in the country. That’d show that no-talent uncle tom.

I’ve never had much sympathy for orphans, I mean, when I was their age I would have killed to have no parents to make me clean my room and stuff.

Michael Eisner contacted me once and asked me if he could change the name of Disneyland to ‘Braffland.’ I said no, because whenever I go to Disneyland there’s always fat people everywhere wearing tight clothes. Disneyland, frankly, has a lot of improving to do before it gets my namesake.

I don’t think restaurants should refuse to serve minority people. They are quite tasty when prepared correctly.

After all meat is meat. I don’t understand why so many people are bithing about it. It’s very healthy and contains lots of vitamins.

I’d like to think that my scripts are more significant than maybe the Bible or the book that the Jews use, whatever it’s called. And that’s only when I’m having an off day.

Its not that I’m in love with myself, I’m just trying to pick up everyone else’s slack.

People still make New Year’s resolutions? Wow. I figured those were pointless once I perfected myself by directing, writing, and acting in Garden State. I guess it makes sense, though. It gives people a chance to hope that they can become as great as me someday.