561 Quotes by Zach Braff

I find my movie props in my neighbors houses.

I procrastinate so much and I get distracted by anything.

I never looked at bread the same way again

There's a lot of gray area in the law. Who can say, without a doubt, that I was in the wrong?

I tried it a few times but didn't see the point. I'm Zach Braff. What the fudge do I need a team for besides holding me back and sucking? If I wanted that, I'd just walk on the set of 'Scrubs'.

She can't say no if she's unconscious.

I find it hard to believe that so many people doubt the existence of God. I mean, seriously, I'm here, so is it such a stretch to imagine that another all-powerful being could exist somewhere in the universe?

When we shoot 'Scrubs' I spend every waking hour of my life in an abandoned and haunted hospital. All I can date there are ghosts and they tend to be horrible snugglers.

Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space.