204 Quotes by Zach Galifianakis

If you read my blog, you know I’m a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always debates. Being of Greek background, it’s in our blood to drink coffee and talk politics.

At what age do you think it’s appropriate to tell a highway it’s adopted?

I don’t want to do an edgy show, I didn’t want bad language. I think edginess is the new hackiness.

I think comedy does have that powerful thing that doesn’t seem too preachy because you’re also making people laugh, so it’s really kind of a good tool for messaging.

My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn’t laugh because he got distracted by my shoe strings.

But comedy is like music, it appeals to some people. Some people like Creed, those people are usually pretty stupid. But they probably also like Carrot Top. I would say that they’re part of the same ilk.

Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That’s So Raven?

When you’re doing standup you’re kind of doing, ‘Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.’