204 Quotes by Zach Galifianakis

As a comic, it’s anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood and all this stuff. They lose what brought them there in the first place. I’m very trepidatious about it.

My name is Zach Galifianakis and I hope I’m pronouncing that right. I’m named after my granddad, my middle name. My name is Zach Granddad Galifianakis.

The problem with these interviews is that there’s no sarcastic font.

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they’re done towards yourself.

I’ve always been attracted to sad. If you look at Woody Allen movies, he’s often playing a sad clown, and it’s always been interesting. And angry clown is even more interesting.

I’m not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I’d have to go back to school or something.

There was a long time where I was an ‘artist’ in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.

I don’t like to have anybody tell me to be in a place at certain times. That’s kind of the advantage of stand up. You’re self-employed.

I wonder if in 2050 there will be a movie called, ‘Dude, Where’s My Spaceship’