204 Quotes by Zach Galifianakis

Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I’m not that kind of person.

When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria – not necessarily by choice – but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren’t there.

It’s not good for comedy to be like, ‘Thanks for liking me.’ Being popular is poison.

I’m terrible about people wanting to take pictures with me. I’m a giant baby about it. They treat you like a cartoon. There’s nothing you can do except make light of it.

I like dark comedies. That’s why I like the Wayans Brothers.

My dad doesn’t get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn’t understand them. He’s just laughing because people around him are laughing.

Comedians paint ourselves into corners all the time, and tastes in comedy change. The guy in 'The Hangover' was a really fun character to do, and it was easy to do. But you have to find other things because audiences will let you do that for a little bit, and then they're like, 'What else do you have for us, monkey?'

I can get away with anything. But when I try to be sincere, people just roll their eyes.

Have you seen that show on Lifetime about that woman...?