204 Quotes by Zach Galifianakis

When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.

I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.

That show, 'The Amazing Race' - is that about white people?

I think comedy is a really, really good tool for trying to say something.

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.

My name is Zach Galifianakis and I hope I'm pronouncing that right. I'm named after my granddad, my middle name. My name is Zach Granddad Galifianakis.

I don't like to have anybody tell me to be in a place at certain times. That's kind of the advantage of stand up. You're self-employed.