133 Quotes by andy weir

I'm even going to electrolyze my urine. That'll make for a pleasant smell in the trailer.If I survive this, I'll tell people I was pissing rocket fuel.

The moon is a nice place to pass out. You hit the ground very gently.

It’s a simple idiot-proofing scheme that’s very effective. But no idiot-proofing can overcome a determined idiot.

Yeah, she was grumpy and thought I was a bimbo. But you know what? I wish everyone was like her. No chitchat, no bullshit, no pretense of friendship. Just goods and services exchanged for money. The perfect business partner.

I'm not talking about faith in God, I'm talking about faith in Mark Watney

Just tell mom the supplies would last, okay?

You may be wondering what else I do with my free time. I spend a lot of it sitting around on my lazy ass watching TV. But also do you, so don't judge.

Not enough,” Annie said. “The press is crawling down my throat for this. And up my ass. Both directions, Venkat! They’re gonna meet in the middle!

Astronauts are inherently insane. And really noble.