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I don't know whether to keep silent and let people think I am ignorant or open my mouth and release all doubts.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

A hard thing about business is minding your own

The pig and the chicken were on their way to breakfast, trying to decide what to have. When chicken said, ''Let's have ham and eggs.'' The pig then replied, ''That's fine for you, it's a small donation on your part, but it's a total sacrifice for me.''

There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.

I can give you 1040 good reasons why I hate the government.

It's a good thing that we don't get all the government we pay for.

A great fortune in the hands of a fool is a great misfortune.

When the well's dry, they know the worth of water.