169 Quotes About Chicken

I want to be some body’s dumplin’. I’m not chicken.

Despite the fact that an Indonesian island chicken has probably had a much more natural life than one raised on a battery farm in England, people who wouldn't think twice about buying something oven-ready become much more upset about a chicken that they've been on a boat with, so there is probably buried in the Western psyche a deep taboo about eating anything you've been introduced to socially.

King David had gotten old. He was so cold and frail that the court appointed a young woman to snuggle with him in his bed. No, they didn't have sex. Though the court did make a point of hiring someone beautiful, just to put a little sizzle in his chicken.

How come you walk so funny?""I was frying some chicken in the pan and the grease exploded, it burned my legs.""I thought maybe you had war wounds.""No, the chicken did it.

Cowards say it can't be done, critics say it shouldn't have been done, creator say well done.

When your mama was the geek, my dreamlets," Papa would say, "she made the nipping off of noggins such a crystal mystery that the hens themselves yearned toward her, waltzing around her, hypnotized with longing.

A docile dog can be slapped by a courageous chicken.

People who won’t fight should at least scream and scold to avert problems that might ignite a fight. Truth is, if you present yourself as dust bin, people will load insults and nonsense inside. A sleeping dog can be slapped by a bold chicken.

Book is the best friend, have no demand, no complain