He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.