Do you want me, too?Yes. And no.I'll take that. For now.

I don't want him to think I'm crazy, because I'm not. Desperate is what I am. Quietly desperate and insatiably curious.

You want something to drink?Is this a trick question?Yes. I'm going to read your personality based on your beverage choices, so choose wisely.

Why don't you tell me why you called me?Don't you know?I'm a therapist, nto a psychic.That would make your job easier, no?Scarier.

You're on a blind date. The only other questions is: Why aren't you drinking heavily?