Puns are the highest form of literature.

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.

I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle.

There is nothing so good as a burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.