I will play Truth or Dare, you sucker, until you can't tell your truth from your dare. -CAROLINE

...sometimes you have to pretend to be feeling better to actually feel better. It's why new workout clothes make you feel like you want to work out.

My boyfriend likes to fuck my brains out on our kitchen island. Which tile would you recommend for that?

Giggler, I think I hate you most of all.

Before I eat your bagel, we should be formally introduced, don't you think?