Isn't it funny that they say most girls have daddy issues, when really, every dude does?

I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.'

Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.

We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.