When was the last time you were with a man? In the Biblical sense.""I thought the Bible frowned on that."That made him chuckle. "You're talking to a preacher's son here. The Bible frowns on many things, and yet seems good on slavery and selling your daughters, so I'm thinking it's schizophrenic at best.

Did you kiss me?”“What? Why would you think that?” His smirking face seemed to give nothing away.“You bastard! Who cops a feel on an unconscious man?”“Not me. I like my feelees conscious.

There’s nothing to give away. I get so exhausted being what people want me to be that when I’m on my own, I enjoy being nothing to no one. You have no idea how tiring it is always being someone else.

I don't know how breeder marriages ever work, since the wife never seems to understand.