I don't get up and look at e-mail. I don't even know my e-mail address. I needed one just to have a computer put on. But I never, ever even thought of going to it. It's just not what I'm about. I just don't want to waste my life with it. It's just too much; I think people are just a little too absorbed in all of that.

I like when something makes you think after you stop watching.

I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that.

I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.