His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe.

I'm not saying you're weak, but you brawl like a couple of girls having a pillow fight.

I had a quack in the floor. So, I had to use ductile.

If you don't laugh at the crazy things, you're liable to lose your mind.

I've gotta die of something, but I don't wanna die of it today.

Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man)