She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.

Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!

Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?

My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.

The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.

The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don't know which end to talk to.

Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.

Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.

We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.