I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.

Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.

I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.

That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.

Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.