Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.

England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers...

And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn't know that in America after the war, you wouldn't be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.

The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.

Somebody should tell Jerry Falwell that God is an Independent . . . he's not rich enough to be a Republican.