All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease.

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.

English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie. . . in the shower.

There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very sick. "

I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.

It's very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.

Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.

It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead.

Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.