32 Quotes by Bob Hope about Humorous

  • Author Bob Hope
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    America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.

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    The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.

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    As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, "Don't worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it's obsolete."

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    There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.

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