He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.

Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!

Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again.

When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?

You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.