I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!

Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.

They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.

I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.