The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.

That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.