If you don’t care about having a bond with your child in their formative years, don’t call them crazy when they fail to care that you’re aging. We are all aging all the time. Don’t be mad when the scales balance.

You have the will to flutter within you.

I hear they make greeting cards now to thank your therapist... for NOTHING

He comes.And he comesloadedwith noise pollution.If I ever prayed for anything,it was for a manto shut up.

boys don't likesmart girlsthey likepush-around-in-a-cartkinda girlstarget-for-their-dartkinda girlsmeat-for-their-sharkkinda girls

Oh, precious losing streak,you're too cute for your own good. I try to laugh about itbut my face is made of wood.

Smiles are a funny thingand laughter is hilarious.I smile sometimeswhen I am delirious.

I forgot who I was before the (space) suit,before gravity was ripped from my vocabularyand I mastered the art of drifting

I want to sleep in the ovenbecause I just burn in the bed.