The Mets are gonna be amazing.

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.

You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.

Going to bed with a woman never hurt a ball player. It's staying up all night looking for them that does you in.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

Take everything you can get over in center. The Dago's heel is hurting pretty bad.