What do you think, I was born at 60?

Son, it ain't the water cooler that's striking you out.

I'm mad at him, too, for being out late. But I'm not mad enough to take a chance on losing a ball game and possibly the pennant.

We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it.

I became a major league manager in several cities and was discharged. We call it discharged because there was no question I had to leave.

All I ask is that you bust your heiny on that field.

It's high time something was done for the pitchers. They put up the stands and take down fences to make more home runs and plague the pitchers. Let them revive the spitter and help the pitchers make a living.

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their days off.

You look up and down the bench and you have to say to yourself, 'Can't anybody here play this game?' There comes a time in every man's life and I've had plenty of them.