233 Quotes by Cassandra Clare about humor
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There's always the dinner rolls," said Will, pointing to a covered basket. "Though I warn you, they're as hard as stones. You could use them to kill black beetles, if any beetles bother you in the middle of the night.
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Will speechless for once, a glass of water frozen halfway to his lips
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Will smirked, clearly pleased at the effect he was having. "I've no idea. I lost consciousness about then. I was having a lovely dream about a young woman who had mislaid all her clothes...
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...If you'd like to go back in there and try kicking him, I recommend aiming upward and a bit to the left--
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Trains are great dirty smoky things," said Will. "You won't like it." Tessa was unmoved. "I won't know if I like it until I try it, will I?" "I've never swam naked in the Thames, but I know I wouldn't like it.
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Isabelle looked dubious. "Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out.""That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Band? Simon inquired. "No, probably not.
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Just kissing?" Jace's tone mocked her with its false hurt. "How swiftly you dismiss our love
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I forget sometimes I need to eat and drink now.
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Simon went over to Jace and dropped the soup can into the cart. “So what was all that about?”“I think,” Jace said, “that she asked if she could touch my mango.
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