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Your pupils are dilated. Does that mean you want to fuck me or eat me? Because I might have a problem with one of those.-Dex to Sloane
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He could do with some lunch. Especially since that bastard Sloane gave his Cheesy Doodles away. What kind of guy does that? A bastard, that’s who. Did he not respect the male code of honor—thou shalt not steal another dude’s snacks?--Dex
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Threat Level Fuchsia. Fuchsia!
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Now how do I access Google?”Was he serious? “Why do you need Google?”“When don’t you need Google?”He was serious. “How about when you have a powerful, multimillion dollar government interface linked to numerous intelligence agencies across the globe right in front of you.”Dex squinted at him, his lips pursed thoughtfully. “So… is that a no on Google?”“Are you on medication?
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This situation was a heart attack waiting to happen. He just knew it. The stress of the job, now this. Yep, he was going to keel over. He could see the writing on his tombstone now: Sloane Brodie departed this world at age 37 due to massive coronary trauma as a result of idiot partner Dexter J. Daley.--Sloane
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If Sloane’s quiet words hadn’t been enough to get Dex squirming in his towel, Sloane’s quick kiss to his lips sealed the deal. Oh God, he was about to get a hard-on at work, and the bastard that was the cause of it was loving every moment of it.Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts.Ash’s growl echoed through the showers. “What are you two gay boys doing in there?”Aaand done.--Dex
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Fuck you. I’m an adult.” And as an adult, he could pout if he fucking wanted to.
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«Farò finta di non aver sentito. Davvero, complimenti. Hai tirato su due bambini e ancora non hai capito la differenza tra Star Wars e Star Trek?»«Sono tutti e due ambientati nello spazio, con gente vestita da imbecilli. È tutto ciò che devo sapere.»Dex portò le mani alla testa per la vergogna. «Mi fai venire da piangere.»
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Come on, big guy. Let’s hit the showers.”Cael patted Ash’s chest and walked off. Ash followed, but not before shoving Dex. He grinned when Dex fell into Taylor, his cheese snacks soaring through the air and hitting the carpet.“My Cheesy Doodles!” Dex dropped to his hands and knees. “Noooooo! They were so young. So delicious.
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