I know you're saying something profound, but it's hard to focus when your tits are out.

All you Millennials staring at your phones,” he grumbled.

There are moments in life where I wonder whether things can get worse. I'm on a plane, with my new husband, whose enthusiasm for this whole thing seems to be flagging, and it's in this deep moment of self-pity that I register–with absolute horror–that I've also just started my period.I look down at my white jeans and stifle a sob...

He looked back up again, giving me a crooked smile. “You have special underwear for when you’re on your period and I’m the dorky one?