I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.

I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means.

Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?

Everybody is a potential murderer. I've never killed anyone, but I frequently get satisfaction reading the obituary notices.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.

Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that is almost incomprehensible to the human mind: he will make a great man out of Coolidge.