Are imperfections is which make we grate.

The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE'S DONE!

This quote will self-destruct in....4....3....2...1...Just kidding...Or am I?

Things that don't exist do exist, they're just really fast.

Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.

Nature is a porno. Deal with it.