Time travel is awesome....And useful. That sentence had a typo when I typed it...The first time.

I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.

Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.

Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.

This quote will self-destruct in....4....3....2...1...Just kidding...Or am I?

Saving time is so important that I'm not even going to finish this sen-it's lunchtime already? Yum yum.

Nature is a porno. Deal with it.